x. The flight details. Yeah, I'm flying back to Australia today. Go figure.
SQ 255. Terminal three. 0010Hrs. 
I'll be there whenever I get there... but probably somewhere from nine to ten.  
I'll miss you, world.

x. This made me smile... "Mother Disappointed in Nick Jonas." Don't get me wrong; it wasn't a scornful/merciless/whatever negative words I can use... smile. I just love her daughter.
" She paralleled herself to Nick and felt comforted knowing that he lives a great life and doesn't look like he suffers from day to day. From that day on, she has had an amazing strength, again that is constantly compared to Nick."
That reminds me of what every Jonas Brothers fan probably would've done if they had gotten diagnosed with diabetes. Nick Jonas made diabetes seem maneagable... Hard, but not unsurvivable.
And this is why I'm intentionally using the words 'Nick Jonas' and 'Jonas Brothers'. I got the link through a Google Alert, and I'm hoping that this entry pops up there too. Come on, kid. Just write her a letter. It'll take ten minutes, and it'll make her day.

x. I watched Dark Knight yesterday. It. was. amazing. Christopher Nolan did a fantastic job. However, Christian Bale's performance (he played Batman, if you were wondering) left much to be desired... He was just a constant presence with no extra... je ne sais quoi. I did like Aaron Eckhart's (Harvey Dent) performance, although he definitely portrayed his character better in the second half of the movie. (I'm not cutting this, which is why I'm trying not to spoil anything) 
Of course, you knew this part was coming... The best performance came from the late Heath Ledger. I loved the Joker. Oh, I was TERRIFIED, believe me. Every single time he made an appearance, my hands flew to plug my ears and cover my eyes (I've long since mastered the technique of doing both at the same time with only two hands). He was eccentric, loud, psychotic, captivating and absolutely fantastic. 

Warning: Jonas heavy.  
What's with all the stuff buzzing around my fandoms lately? 

1. Trista, bby, no worries, consensus is that it's fake!



Doesn't she remind you a little of Amelia? Her name's Ashlee, and is the ~rumoured ex-girlfriend of Joe Jonas. We've never heard of her until anywhere from one to three hours ago... and apparently she's just part of their old ST. 
My first reaction when I saw the pictures: "She's asian. Thank GOODNESS."

2.

3. It's the first episode of Band in the Bus. Honestly, I'm annoyed. What if I don't use Verizon? What if I CAN'T use Verizon? What if I don't live in the US and thus don't HAVE Verizon? Everyone's been telling me it's extremely hard to rip off the site, so we've got extremely bad quality versions of it. 
And even the bad quality versin doesn't open for me. Grrr. Found it! Check it check it check it outtt. 

Nicholas: That was so bad
-: what?
Nicholas: the toilet won't flush! 

awwww jeez. It's these things that remind me why I rock Nick's side. 
(of course, there are a billion other things that remind me why I shouldn't... that's the bad part)

I 'm addicted to Guitar Hero. Whoo. And I'm better than Joe at it too. I rock at Easy. *snorts* I fail at Medium... don't even ask about anything else.

Hey everybody, I'm sorry I never replied any texts I got from anyone... mainly because the number you guys called and texted was NOT my number, but my brother's. Last night, he started complaining that he had so many missed calls from a whole bunch of people... I'll be taking that number today, so whoever wants to text me, text me on the Singapore number. I'll be checking the Aussie number sporadically... and will be texting Trista and S-K on that number, because it's just cheaper. 

Mmm. I'll be spending the morning in JB today, I believe. My dad's gonna take me shopping for a camera... and a phone (if his voucher comes)... and a new sound system. He wants a Bang and Olufsen sound system. I think we'd need to do a quick bank job for that one. B&O is no joke. 

x. ZOMG. Someone prank called the JB. Well, they called John Taylor and said they were Amelia... and JOE GOT ON THE PHONE. TRISTA, now you know what to do! Except, my gosh, please don't say you're Amelia because it won't work again. And PLEASE don't squeal and hang up, which is what those girls did. Dang it, you're on the phone with JOE JONAS and you scream and HANG UP?!??!?! Pathetic. I don't think they book hotels under their name though. Try asking for Greg... except I hear he blocks calls to his room. Smart guy. 
But that was SO SMART. "It's Amelia." *snorts* Know what that means? JOE STILL KEEPS IN TOUCH WITH HER. 
for the non jonas fans... Amelia Warner lives in Sydney. She got discovered at a Girlfriend modelling challenge, I think. Somehow, she got to the states and dated Joe Jonas. She now lives in Aussie still.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owwNBCKNQZg Another someone prank called JT (that's John Taylor, not Justin Timerlake) after a show, where he blew right past them and didn't stop to say hi. She had the number, so she called.

~I will never make a Jonas filter, because why block out people from getting OJD?~

x. There is officially no way for me to get Camp Rock merch unless I visit the US or I go to Disneyland. And given that I've already been to the three actually worth going to (Paris, Aneheim, WDW), I won't be making a return trip until I actually have kids. 

I want this one. Because it has Nicholas on it, no less. (I wonder if the JB would ever accidentally stumble on my livejournal and think that I'm a ten year old stalkerazzi. Let me just assure the invisible JB that I am at LEAST older than Nicholas, however unfortunate. Nicholas is obviously my favourite (as if no one could tell), the majority of your fans older than fifteen are furious with the Team Jonas mods, and you as well for endorsing such a crappy DCOM. I think that's enough for now, but I can actually think of a million things to censure you with if I knew it would actually reach you because your fans are pretty freaking disapointed with the Disney branded JB.)

x. anyway, all you JB fans should go check out the lovely Trista (

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x. Disney.com also will stream the Disney Channel original movie "Camp Rock" on June 23 at www.Disney.com/CampRock for a 24-hour window after its June 20 TV premiere and subsequent airings June 21 on ABC and June 22 on ABC Family.
Has Disney officially lost its mind? I'm streaming it. I'll go to the library to do it, so I won't suck up bandwidth. And seeing as RealPlayer has the option of downloading videos as they are streaming, I will be the proud owner of Camp Rock- not quite DVD but the next best thing. And I didn't even have to do anything illegal to get it. 

x. J'adore le french boys.



eyes left! And where's my bby Nick? (I'm guessing the big mop of hair in the background, except my bby cut his hair, so why the lion mane?)
And the funniest hollaback ever: "Aww, is Nick's hair straight?"
Is the curly hair the only way le teenyboppers are gonna recognise my favourite Jonas? 

Est-ce que tu on monagae en trois avec ma et ton frere, Nick? Je suis une tres jolie fille.
I stole the first half of that from someone and just replaced the name. But anyway, watch their Paris interview!
voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir, Nick? 
It's gonna cost me forty bucks to sleep with Nick. (camp rock comforter. did you see it?!?!?!? hahaha) I love how *cough* innocent... I am. The last month of not talking to BbyV has tamed the scandalous conversations. [why hasn't she been online?]

x. And once again, we find ourselves in the computer lab and slightly bored. SLIGHTLY. Like, I'm not ready to yank my hair out yet (but I'm close to it).

Do they sell JB merch at the Europe concert venues??? I'm freaking out, honestly. I mean, my dad told me a billion times that he was going to Paris and it never ever ever clicked that the JB are going to be in Paris on the exact same dayyyy. (TODAY actually)

My dad is in Paris.
the JB are in Paris.
They're playing at the Eiffel Tower. 8pm.

JB merch? SNBFHJSBGHBGF. If my dad stays at the same hotel he always stays at when he goes to Paris, he can walk to the Eiffel Tower.
*HEADDESK* WHY DIDN'T IT HIT ME EARLIER?!??!?! How could I be so STUPIDDDDDDDD. *hits head on desk repeatedly* HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW. 
but daddy probably has business dinners anyway. That makes me feel better. =P

halfway across the world, my daddyyy is walking on the same soil as Nick Jonas. *faints*

I love being overdramatic. 
OOOH. Daddy. look out of your window tonight. Take a picture of the Eiffel Tower for me. 

okay. this marks the end of today's jonas spam... I've gotta start studying... *guilty face*